Bujing Memulangkan Tuyul || Kontrakan Rempong Episode 888

In the chaos of life, remember that friendship can turn struggles into laughter.

"Ye, kita bakar rumahnya!"
"Yeah, let's burn the house down!"

"Ini up rumahku, matiaku ini. B di bak rumahku, gim laku. Ini kepung rumahnya, jangan sampai dia lari. Kita bakar aja, dia bakar, bakar, bakar!"
"This is my house, my death. B behind my house, what to do. Surround the house, don't let him run away. Let's just burn it, he burns, burns, burns!"

"Tenang, tenang! Semua tenang, tenang! Bucing, ini saya, Buk. Saya mau bicara baik-baik dengan kamu."
"Calm down, calm down! Everyone calm, calm! Bucing, it's me, Buk. I want to talk nicely with you."

"Iya, Buket, aku keluar ini, tapi jangan siksa aku ya!"
"Yes, Buket, I'm coming out now, but don't torture me, okay!"

"Bu, enggak, Bu. Jing, kita pasti bicarain baik-baik kok. Bu Jing, keluar, nantiga warga sini jadi anarkis. Tenang, semua ya, pokoknya semua baik-baik saja. Kita jangan anarkis, Oke?"
"Ma'am, no, Ma'am. Jing, we will definitely talk nicely. Bu Jing, come out, so the people here don't become anarchists. Calm, everyone, yes, basically everything is fine. Let's not be anarchists, okay?"

"Ampun, Bu! Ampun, Bu!"
"Mercy, Ma'am! Mercy, Ma'am!"

[Mampus! Bakar, bakar dia!"]
"Die! Burn, burn him!"

"Ampun! Ampun!"
"Mercy! Mercy!"

"Ampunun! Kau bilang gara-gara kau, semua ni sial. Kampung ni sial gara-gara kau. Bukan gara-gara kau, aku banyak hutang ya. Siram dia, siram!"
"Mercy! You said because of you, all this is bad luck. This village is bad luck because of you. If not for you, I have a lot of debt, yes. Pour water on him, pour!"

"Jan, jangan!"
"Jan, don't!"

"Ih, Cilak, bar guys, memang kau ya tuyul. Buang kau ya, k pulangkan!"
"Oh, Cilak, bar guys, you really are a demon child. Throw you away, send you back!"

"Jangan, Mama! Jangan, Mama! Mama, nanti sial! Jangan, Mama! Gak ada kau yang bikin aku sial. Tak bisa tidur, aku dioktok warga. Aku k pulangkan kau, naik! Kau naik!"
"Don't, Mama! Don't, Mama! Mama, it will bring bad luck! Don't, Mama! It's not you who makes me unlucky. I can't sleep, I'm being watched by the residents. I'm sending you back, go up! You go up!"

"Nih, I ni. Ke manalah si Yani ni? Apa, masih tersinggung dengan kata-kataku yang kemarin tuh?"
"Here I am. Where did Yani go? What, still offended by what I said yesterday?"

"Nih, Kak Wati! Heh, y, ni dari manalah kau? Nih, aku kan sekarang jualan, Kak, di sekolah-sekolah, jual es krim. Ambo, kenapa lah kau tak cerita-cerita denganku?"
"Here, Sister Wati! Hey, y, where did you come from? Here, now I'm selling, Sis, at schools, selling ice cream. Gosh, why didn't you talk to me?"

"Wih, sudah maju kau ya, buka usaha dekat sekolah-sekolah, jualan es krim. Kan kita bisa join lah!"
"Wow, you've progressed, opening a business near schools, selling ice cream. We could join in, right!"

"Kau, Kak, udah miskin baru ngajak join. Waktu kaya, enggak pernah ke rumahku. Lagian, kayak mana kita mau join-join? Kak, aku usaha sendiri ajalah!"
"You, Sis, only invite to join when you're poor. When you were rich, you never came to my house. Besides, how are we going to join-join? Sis, I'll just do my business myself!"

"Kenapa lah cakap kau menyakitkan macam tu, ya? Ni, ah, ya, nih, kau kan tahu sendiri, aku bisa masak ap pun, kan? Aku bisa masak peok, taila-taila."
"Why do your words hurt like that, huh? Here, ah, yeah, here, you know yourself, I can cook anything, right? I can cook peok, taila-taila."

"Terus yang lain, bolehah aku titip jualan di tempat kau, nih?"
"And the others, can I entrust my goods to be sold at your place, here?"

"Ya, gak bisa, Kak! Tulah kan, kumatlah asma kau. Kau sudah patutlah ini punya asisten. Kau tak bolehlah capek-capek macam ni. Ayolah, kita duduk dulu, istirahat, ayo!"
"Yeah, can't, Sis! See, your asthma is acting up. You really need an assistant. You shouldn't be doing such tiring things. Come on, let's sit down, rest, come on!"

"Ayolah, Kak! Kau jahat sama aku, tapi kau gak marah lagi, kan?"
"Come on, Sis! You were mean to me, but you're not angry anymore, right?"

"Ni, tak mungkinlah aku lama-lama marah dengan kau, kan? Kau sahabatku!"
"Here, it's impossible for me to stay angry with you for long, right? You're my friend!"

"Dengan Sumi, BM, dan yang lain-lainnya. He, gimana jualan kau? Ramai, Kak?"
"With Sumi, BM, and the others. Hey, how's your sales? Crowded, Sis?"

"Es kulkul unianinya, eh, tak apa, tak apa. E, sebab kau baru pertama jualan, pasti nanti ramailah. Banyak orang yang tahu juga tuh. Doainlah, Kak!"
"The ice cream unianinya, huh, it's okay, it's okay. E, since it's your first time selling, surely later it will be crowded. Many people will know too. Pray for me, Sis!"

"Tapi aku, Kak, ada rencana kayak orang-orang itu, jualan sambil live yang kayak di Facebook-Facebook itu loh, Kak. Jadi nanti dikasih hadiah, kasih gratis orang."
"But I, Sis, have plans like those people, selling while live streaming like on Facebook, Sis. So later giving gifts, giving people free stuff."

"Oh, k, macam berbagi dengan orang. Tapi kau nak dibagi juga, ni tak patutlah!"
"Oh, okay, like sharing with people. But you want to be shared too, this is not right!"

"Tingkah macam tu tak boleh, tak baik dic oleh orang. Mulut kali, Kak, banyak yang kayak gitu. Kak, berked sedekah, tapi aku la jualan, ah."
"Behavior like that is not allowed, not good for people. Many mouths, Sis, do that. Sis, giving charity, but I'm the one selling, ah."

"Beberapa hari ini, sebab aku kemarin ketemu Is, kan tanyalah si itu, jualan Mis apa enggak. Rupanya kata si Is, dia Pergilah beberapa hari ini, jadi tak buka lah warungnya."
"These past few days, because yesterday I met Is, asking if they sold Mis or not. It turns out Is said he went away these past few days, so didn't open his stall."

"Tu, jadi ke mana ya, Kak? Kita makan, kau gak masak rupanya? Aku lapar kali, lak di rumah kau!"
"So, where did he go, Sis? We eat, you didn't cook apparently? I'm really hungry, being at your house!"

"Aku di, he, aku tak ada masa. Sebab aku sudah tak ada lagi uang kemarin-kemarin. Sumi pun antar itu makanan tempatku, karena dia tahu keadaanku lagi, ya gini lah."
"I was, uh, I didn't have time. Because I already ran out of money in the past. Even Sumi delivered food to my place, because she knew my situation is like this."

"Walah, sedih kali kita, ya, Kak. Jadi kayak mana, ya? Kita makan apa, Kak? Uangku pun cuma r.000, lu satu tadi. Malang sangah nasib kita!"
"Wow, we're really sad, right, Sis. So what do we do, huh? What do we eat, Sis? I only have r.000, just one earlier. Our fate is so unfortunate!"

"Ini, aku punya. Gimana kalau kita makanlah es kulkul uni?"
"Here, I have it. How about we eat the ice cream uni?"

"Kau tuh, iya ya, Kak, bagus juga idemu. Kita makan aja sampai amandel kita pecah!"
"You, yes, Sis, that's a good idea. Let's eat until our tonsils break!"

"Ya udah, kakak mau yang mana? Biar ku buatkan yang mana saja, yang penting bisa mengenyangkan."
"Okay, which one do you want? Let me make whichever, as long as it can fill us up."

"Jom, jom, jom!"
"Let's go, let's go, let's go!"

"Aduh, sayur saya tinggal sedikit lagi. Saya sudah malas atuh keliling, pulang atuh!"
"Oh dear, I only have a little vegetable left. I'm too lazy to go around, let's go home!"

"Enak kan, Kak? Enak se-enak ya, nih, tapi ini kecil sangat, tak bisalah bikin kenyang. Ya namanya tu anak-anak, Kak."
"Delicious, right, Sis? Delicious as delicious, yes, but this is very small, it can't make us full. Yeah, it's for children, Sis."

"Harganya pun goceng satu, Kakakmu yang besar inilah!"
"The price is also five thousand each, this is your big brother!"

"Nah, nah! Ambo, ya, nih, itu espek lah untuk pendingin dan pengawet!"
"Well, well! Gosh, yes, here, that's ice for cooling and preservation!"

"Ih, jahat sangatlah yang ini. Ni es apa nih? Bolehlah aku coba, ya!"
"Oh, this one is very mean. What kind of ice is this? Can I try it, yeah!"

Life's too short to settle for boring snacks; indulge in the sweet and silly moments instead.

In a conversation full of jokes, they discussed food and ice cream. "Just R.000 for you earlier Malang sangah, this is our fate," said one of them. "How about we eat Uni's ice kulkul?" asked the other. "You're right, Sis, your idea is good. Let's eat until our tonsils burst," he replied enthusiastically.
/ Di sebuah percakapan yang penuh canda, mereka membahas tentang makanan dan es krim. "Cuma R.000 lu satu tadi Malang sangah, nasib kita ini," ungkap salah satu dari mereka. "Gimana kalau kita makanlah es kulkul Uni?" tanya yang lain. "Kau tuh iya ya Kak, bagus juga idemu. Kita makan aja sampai amandel kita pecah," jawabnya dengan semangat.

Then one of them said, "Okay, which one do you want, Sis? Let me make whichever, as long as it can satisfy." However, he complained, "Oh no, I have very little vegetables left, I'm already too lazy to go around going home."
/ Salah satu dari mereka kemudian berkata, "Ya udah, kakak mau yang mana? Biar ku buatkan yang mana saja, yang penting bisa mengenyangkan." Namun, dia mengeluh, "Aduh, sayur saya tinggal sedikit lagi, saya sudah malas atuh keliling pulang atuh."

They continued the conversation, "Isn't it tasty, Sis? It's tasty indeed, but it's very small, can't make you full, you know, it's for kids, Sis." One of them added, "The price is also goceng each, it's your big brother."
/ Mereka melanjutkan percakapan, "Enak kan Kak? Enak se enak ya nih, tapi ini kecil sangat, tak bisalah bikin kenyang ya, namanya tu anak-anak Kak." Salah satu dari mereka menambahkan, "Harganya pun goceng satu, Kakakmu yang besar inilah."

One of them felt surprised, "Oh, wow! That's expected for cooling and preserving. Gosh, this one is very mean. What kind of ice is this? Can I try it?" "Yes, yes, the spoon earlier was delicious, wasn't it, Sis? It's called es pija, the price is R, Sis," answered another.
/ Salah satu dari mereka merasa terkejut, "Ambo ya, Nih! Itu espek lah untuk pendingin dan pengawet. Ih, jahat sangatlah yang ini. Ni es apa nih? Bolehlah aku coba ya." "Ya, ya, tadi sendok nih enak kan Kak? Itu namanya es pija, harganya R ya Kak," jawab yang lain.

They continued with complaints about the price, "Wow, this is very expensive for ice cream. The price is Rp20,000, you said earlier it's Rp5,000, so which one is 2,000? No wonder you only sold one because you sell it very expensively."
/ Mereka melanjutkan dengan keluhan tentang harga, "Ambo ya, ni mahal sangetlah kau jualan es krim nih. Harganya Rp20.000, ini tadi kau bilang Rp5.000, jadi yang 2.000 tuh yang mana? Hah, pantaslah kau baru laku satu sebab mahal sangetlah kau jualan."

One of them felt deceived, "Wow, I'm very scared of you, Yani, for tricking kids. You are a vegetable crook." Then, they talked about grocery shopping, "Let's owe vegetables, want to shop for vegetables or not. I want to go. So ah, Bi, can we owe first?"
/ Salah satu dari mereka merasa tertipu, "Ambo ngeri sangetlah kau Yani menipu anak-anak. Celakok barges lah Kau nih sayur." Lalu, mereka berbicara tentang belanja sayur, "Ayo ngutang sayur mau belanja sayur enteu. Saya mau pergi. Soalnya ah, Bi boleh tak kami kasas bon dulu?"

One of them felt confused, "Oh, what should I do? I'm really confused about what to give. Later, I won't have any money if I give it. Later, you will starve."
/ Salah satu dari mereka merasa bingung, "Aduh, gimana atuh ya? Saya tebi bingung mau saya kasih. Nanti Teh, saya tidak ada uangnya kalau saya kasih. Nanti kalian kelaparan atuh."

Then, there was a barter offer, "Well, if not, do you want to exchange this ice cream, Bi? It can be used for cleaning your ears." They laughed, "Oh, the shape is very cute, yes, it's tiny. Yes, Bi, it's unique, isn't it? The price is Rp5,000, can it be exchanged for vegetables, sis?"
/ Kemudian, ada tawaran barter, "Ya kalau enggak, Bibi mau enggak tukar es krim ini? Bi bisa untuk korek kuping." Mereka tertawa, "Aduh, bentukannya lucu sekali atuh, ya mungil. Iya Bi, unik kan ini? Harganya Rp5.000 bisa ditukar sayur enggak mbak?"

One of them suggested, "Eh, oh, that's possible. Oh, come here, come here. Oh, take it, Wa, if so, which vegetables can be exchanged." They continued with a conversation full of laughter and jokes.
/ Salah satu dari mereka mengusulkan, "Eh, aduh, Boleh sekali. Aduh sini, sini, sini. Aduh ambil Wa, kalau gitu sayur yang mana biar bisa ditukar atuh." Mereka melanjutkan dengan percakapan yang penuh tawa dan canda.

In the middle of the conversation, someone mentioned, "Thank God, Sis, I'm safe first, Sis. Bi, oh, I don't want this ice cream. This ice cream has a cap, it's delicious if mixed with that."
/ Di tengah percakapan, ada yang menyebutkan, "Alhamdulillah Kak, aku selamat duluan ya Kak. Bi, eh tak mau es krim yang ini. Ini es krim yang ada topinya, sedap lah kalau dicampur dengan tuh."

They continued to chat and enjoy the moment, "I also eat this, the price is R.000. Try it, oh, the shape is like a flying saucer, yes, like u. This is very delicious, oh surely I won't drop it, I won't eat it."
/ Mereka terus berbincang dan menikmati momen tersebut, "Aku juga makan ini harganya R.000. Cobaah, aduh aduh, bentukannya kayak piring terbang atuh ya, kayak u. Ini enak sekali, aduh pasti ah jatuh saya tidak jadi makan atuh."

Meanwhile, there was another more serious conversation. "Dad, someone is coming soon," said one of them. "Who?" asked the other. "Dad, someone who doesn't appreciate anything is coming soon, very rude he is," he replied.
/ Sementara itu, ada percakapan lain yang lebih serius. "Ayah, sebentar lagi akan ada yang datang," kata salah satu dari mereka. "Siapa?" tanya yang lain. "Ayah, orang yang tidak tahu berterima kasih sebentar lagi datang, kurang ajar sekali dia," jawabnya.

This conversation continued with an increasingly tense atmosphere, "Mother has broken that blood pact. Why dare Mother to violate it? Yes, Mother, why are you so mean? You used to come here begging, now you're being sent back, you're very mean, Mother."
/ Percakapan ini berlanjut dengan suasana yang semakin tegang, "Ibu sudah melanggar perjanjian darah itu. Kenapa ibu berani melanggarnya? Iya Ibu, ibu kok jahat kali. Dulu ibu datang kemari ngemis-ngemis, loh sekarang kok dipulangkan jahat kali ibu."

Finally, they tried to find a solution, "Dad, Mom is tired of living like this. Let's open a Lamongan smashed chicken restaurant, Dad."
/ Akhirnya, mereka berusaha untuk mencari solusi, "Ayah, Ibu capek hidup kayak gini. Kita buka ayam penyet Lamongan aja, Ayah."

These moments created an atmosphere full of laughter, jokes, and a bit of tension, depicting an interesting dynamic in their interaction.
/ Momen-momen ini menciptakan suasana yang penuh tawa, canda, dan juga sedikit ketegangan, menggambarkan dinamika yang menarik dalam interaksi mereka.